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We interrupt this programming (of mindlessly, endlessly filling out job and internship applications, writing cover letters, and personalizing my resume for each one) to bring you this delightfully androgynous picture of my face. Dope as fuck, I’d say.

There are so many things that I wish I was…and not a single one is me.

anettewayne:

Do you want to dance with me? 

(via irregular-pioneer)

It was a murder but not a crime.

(via irregular-pioneer)

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

(via irregular-pioneer)

thekoolkatsonthestreet:

bekkaxo:

unicorn-kidz:

ruoloc:

iridium-flames:


thesummernights:

a1rpl4nes:

Would it?
Holy shit

hm


This has provoked thought and so I reblog it

it’s working

my heart literally stopped 

wow. just imagine ..

No…people only change when bad things happen

thekoolkatsonthestreet:

bekkaxo:

unicorn-kidz:

ruoloc:

iridium-flames:

thesummernights:

a1rpl4nes:

Would it?

Holy shit

hm

This has provoked thought and so I reblog it

it’s working

my heart literally stopped 

wow. just imagine ..

No…people only change when bad things happen

(via thechocowhore)

happynessandsunflowers:

I was tagged by the wonderful irregular-pioneer

Rules:

Rule 1. Always post the rules
Rule 2. Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones
Rule 3.
Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4.
Let them know you’ve tagged them

questions of irregular-pioneer:

1.) Butts or butts?

Hmmmm…..tough one. Definitely Butts. But I guess lowercase butts are all right, too… :P

2.) Do you flush the toilet while you’re still on the toilet?

THE FUCK WHO DOES THAT

3.) What’s your favorite book?

Oh, goodness….I don’t know. Maybe Hero? Maybe a Laurie Halse Anderson? I don’t know…Being by Kevin Brooks or Lucas or Kissing the Rain? Geez, this is hard…

4.) How alive is your favorite fictional character?

Uh…we fall asleep in deep conversation just about every night lol Sometimes we have grand sleepovers of all my favorites! Those discussions get pretty interesting…

5.) That was a joke, none of your favorite characters are alive, whatchu gonna do about it?

6.) On a scale of 1 to John Watson, how in love with your best friend are you?

Uhm…only mildly, maybe a 3. Best friends get that category because of my innate ability to fall in love with them, sadly.

7.) OTP?

STONY!

8.) notp?

Ugh. Thorki, ewww

9.) “honey, i got a movie at walmart, do you want to watch it with me?”- jody bone

…I think I missed something here, and Google isn’t helping me out any…

10.) how does your butt sound like that?

11.) wat is ur sign? stop? yield? do not pass? parking in rear?

Parking in rear…but only during certain hours.

Oh goodness, okay, my turn….ermm

1. New Year’s Resolution?

2. Potato chips on sandwiches?

3. Go watch Les Miz if you haven’t.

4. LOOK AT THIS FACE —>

 

ISN’T THIS FACE ADORABLE?

5. What’s your favorite Emma Stone movie? (I’ve been thinking of doing a marathon with my roomie…)

6.  Write me a 6 word story because WHY NOT.

7.  Island vacation or mountain retreat?

8. You’re stuck all alone (on a desert island or in your mountain cabin, whichever). Who do you hallucinate to keep you company?

9. Does your company like board games?

10. There’s this really cute guy at Publix and I wish I could just go see him. ADVICE ME!

11. Do I really have to tag 11 people?

bethedoitsu:

illustry1120:

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

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He’s never gonna give you Up.

Get out.

(via crystalynx)

grungequ33n:

I cannot believe I just watched this whole thing

grungequ33n:

I cannot believe I just watched this whole thing

(via trashmagasim)

I have finished my book. (The first “draft” anyway.) It’s at a whopping 80,473 words. I have so much story, and I don’t know what to do with it. Do I have someone read it? Do I start the editing process? Yes, and yes?

If you’re interested in reading a literary/science fiction novel that pokes and prods at the “hot button” contemporary issues of sexual orientation and environmentalism (and some other things, just to name a few), particularly dealing with lives of teenagers, I’ve got a love story that needs some lovin’.

No, seriously. Hit me up if you’re any kind of interested. I really don’t know what to do next.

epicblotmickey:

renkris:

RED, the blood of angry men!

BLACK, the dark of ages past!

TEA, a drink with jam and bread!

That will bring us back to DOE, doe, doe, doe…

I still chuckle at this…

(via aliveandfullofjoy)